Warmy's blog
Labor day at Regina's
Sep 11, 06Albert and I had a lovely time over at Regina's place for Labor Day BBQ potluck. Everyone brought wonderful food. What makes this event kind of fun is the standing tradition to compile a CD with a song selections from everyone that represents their summer. That is, each song on the "summer cd" is picked by every person that represents their summer, or how their summer went. It could also be a favorite song that you've been enjoying over the summer. My pick was "Something stupid" by Robbie Williams. It's a pretty good song, I really enjoy it's content though. For me, it shows how summer goes by so fast and that we sometimes don't make time for our loved ones with all that goes on during the summer. House projects, helping friends move, BBQ's, etc.
Thanks to Regina for hosting the Labor day BBQ!! Thanks also goes to Damian for compiling everyone's music requests.
Albert and I couldn't stay there as long as we had hoped, as we had to meet up with another group of friends in SF (pics in another blog entry).
Humor of the day: Dog Food
Aug 21, 06I used to have a Labrador retriever & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog(?)... (here's your sign)...On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I had been poisoned by the food and that is why I ended up in the hospital. I told her no; I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.
YouTube of the day: Afghan Burnouts
Aug 21, 06Someone sent me this video, so I uploaded it to YouTube. Too funny. This a good tallent for breaking in new bicycle tires.
Daily Link of the day: Bad Tricks
Aug 17, 06A totally funny link. NOT WORK SAFE!
Site contains nudity, but it's hella funny!
http://www.disappointingtrick.com/
YouTube of the day: More tubes!
Aug 17, 06Back in July I posted a comedy central bit about Senator Stevens being his jack-ass self, that is, showing how stupid he is, reguarding Net Neutraility. Today, I found that someone had put together a litle video that mixes some tunes with with Senator Stevens blabbing about the internet is a series of tubes. The first part of the video is really neat, it repeats itself a bit too much.
Quiz of all quizes
Aug 03, 06A friend of mine from back east must have been bored the other day - or just getting home from some `encounter'. He wrote up a little quiz and sent it to his Cali friends. Of course, he forget to fill in his answers.
How often to you spank it?Describe one time when you were caught masterbating?
What do you think about when you're spanking it?
Have you ever spanked it in front of your partner?
How many "Toys" do you own?
How many videos do you own/rent? Or how many have you downloaded?
What are 4 crazy things you've tried sexually?
What are 4 things you wouldn't try sexually?
Have you ever slept with one of your mom/dad's friends or co-workers?
Name 3 people who you know, who you have secret crushes on?
Which of your co-workers do you fantasize about, and what's the fantasy?
Have you named any part of your body? What's the name/part?
If you could have one thing tatooed on your body, what would it be?
If you could have one thing pierced on your body, what would it be?
What's the least amount of time between when you met someone, and when you were in bed with them?
Describe your most ideal one night stand?
If you have any one sexual ability/talent, which you don't have now, and you wouldn't lose your other talents, which one would you add to your repitoire?
How short do you mow the grass?
Do you like partners with hair on their ass, or not?
In your most ideal sexual partner, what one physical quality do you look for?
When you get tied up, how tight do you like the ropes?
Are you the master, or the bitch?
Half moon bay
Aug 02, 06A couple weeks ago, back when it was 114 in Sacramento, we went to Half Moon Bay, just south of San Francisco, to escape the heat. There, it was 75 degrees with a nice gentle breeze! It couldn't have been better weather.
There's not a lot to do there. There's alot of art galleries in town, or hang out on the beach. We choose the later. It was really nice, relaxing, and a nice get away from the opressive heat in Sacto. Here's some pics:







